December 2007


(Found around the ‘net. Originally, I believe, from Glamour magazine.)

1. Buy a holiday turkey for a family in Baton Rouge (home to thousands of Hurricane Katrina evacuees) for $25 at brfoodbank.org.
2. Offer snow-shoveling services to an elderly neighbor. Excellent exercise, and there may be cocoa in it for you.
3. Support the troops with warm socks, deodorant, Cheez-Its: Find their wish lists at anysoldier.com.
4. Donate new blankets to kids in homeless shelters at projectnightnight.org.
5. Buy funky gifts at thrift shops that give back, such as Out of the Closet; sales help support the AIDS Healthcare Foundation. For locations, see outofthecloset.org.
6. Before you shop online, go to goodshop.com. Then buy from participating retailers and the site donates a portion of your purchase to the charity of your choice.
7. Give manicures at a local nursing home.
8. Spend an hour or two a week helping an immigrant learn English (check out literacyvolunteers.org).
9. Help protect half an acre of rain forest in South and Central America with a $25 donation at rainforestalliance.org.
10. Donate old cell phones to victims of domestic violence for emergencies (go to ncadv.org and click “donate”).
11. Vaccinate 50 people around the world against deadly diseases such as meningitis, measles or polio with a $50 donation at doctorswithoutborders.org.
12. Provide a month of care for a woman or child rescued from sexual slavery for just $30 at sharedhope.org.
13. Get friends involved. To find group volunteer projects, go to thevolunteerfamily.com.
14. Clean out your closet! Then donate old glasses (neweyesfortheneedy.org), shoes (shareyoursoles.org) and even wedding gowns (makingmemories.org).
15. Go to glamour.com/woty to get inspired by our 2007 Women of the Year winners and to support their charities.
16. Find projects that help people in your very own zip code at dosomething.org.
17. Make a $10 donation to freethechildren.org and a special matching-funds program will turn it into $100 worth of medical supplies for kids around the world.
18. Mentor an at-risk teen online at icouldbe.org.
19. Volunteer—inside or out—at a national park (nps.gov).
20. Play the Mozart concerto you’ve (almost) mastered for seniors. For local programs, see volunteermatch.org.
21. Help an aspiring student pay for college at scholarshipamerica.org.
22. Send a DVD or video game to hospital-bound kids via childsplaycharity.org.
23. Staying home for the holidays? Donate frequent-flier miles to injured soldiers’ families at heromiles.org.
24. Tutor a future J.K. Rowling at 826national.org.
25. Look at your medical history, then donate to a cause that could help your loved ones, be it the American Heart Association (americanheart.org), Susan G. Komen for the Cure (komen.org) or another charity.
26. Loan money to a budding entrepreneur in the developing world at kiva.org.
27. Train your pooch to be a therapy dog for nursing homes and hospitals at tdi-dog.org.
28. Sell gifts you don’t need through eBay’s Giving Works program (givingworks.ebay.com), which earmarks a percentage of sales for the charities of your choice.
29. Give to donorschoose.org; a small donation can help create cozy reading nooks for underfunded classrooms.
30. Upgrade your laptop; worldcomputerexchange.org will send your old one to a child in one of 61 countries.
31. Give blood (to find out where, go to givelife.org). What better reason to stop and lie down for 10 minutes?

Let’s talk about cars. Mostly I don’t care about them. All I really want is good gas mileage, compact size and reliability (although the last one seems to be sacrificed when you’re as poor as I am). I loved my car, the one that got totaled in June. The replacement is okay. I have given some thought to what I would buy if I could buy a new car and pretty much settled on the new Mazda 3. (Amusingly, when Hols went to buy a new car she asked me if I had any suggestions and I said the Mazda 3 and after all her dad’s comparison shopping and strict examination of cars, she ended up with the Mazda 3, thus convincing me I was right about them.) However, the lovely Marcasita has made me aware of the new Mini Cooper Clubman.

Mini’s are swell. Cute and all, but really too small. The Clubman however is just enough bigger to be perfect. It gets good gas mileage. It has the awesome 3rd suicide style door my Saturn has, but WAY more space. It comes in

chocolate brown

. I want one so badly I can barely stand it. Seats four! Has cargo space! It’s a Mini! WHEEEEE!

Holy storm rolling in, Batman. Like a 20 degree temp drop in the last couple hours and now so windy that I’m sure it’s bringing in the apocalypse with it.

So I almost never log into Facebook, but I’m in extra procrastination mode this morning. So I’m poking through it and I find this:

your friends have voted you:
Most enviable
Best public speaker
Best to be stuck in handcuffs with
Nicest
Best mannered

Well, gosh, guys, thanks! I guess then it’s enviable that people want to be handcuffed to me? Hmm. Anyway, big ego boost is welcome in the midst of my general grouch about work and all. Also I have cramps. And it’s cold in my office. And I have a long day culminating in what’s sure to be hell night at the restaurant. HA! Apparently superficial cheer only lasts so long.

Well, I look super cute today (I know some of you care: long-sleeved, sweater-knit babydoll dress in muted blue, grey speckled tights, dark lavender mary-janes, long chain necklace with blue beads, lots of silver bangle bracelets). And people seem to like me. Overall, I’m not sure how much more I could ask for from the universe. A good job? A winning lottery ticket? True love?

How dumb does this guy think the rest of the world is?

Some songs:

Hayes Carll – Love at First Sight (click to download)
Johnny & June – Pack Up Your Sorrows (click to download)
Avett Brothers – Paranoia in Bflat Major (click to download)

So you’ll recall that the AD at work is my only real friend here. A friend at and outside of work. He is also, besides me, the only competent paid staff member here as well (our interns are good, but not long for this world, as they come in by semester). He got laid off yesterday.

We are so fucked.

I am now, despite the awful timing, actively looking for another job. This one sucked somewhat tolerably. With out the AD I can’t even fathom working here. UGH.

Hey Seattle and central Washington people, everyone all right? Anyone wash away?