I am currently the only person in my office. I have work I should be doing so I can be caught up next week. Instead I have spent most of the morning texting with cousin J. Even though he will be here in a few hours for the weekend. I am contemplating doing only the last few urgent things and then leaving to go do the last few T-day errands and then fucking off until I have to go to work tonight.

You know how people have had those “help me pay my debt” pages where they get a dollar from thousands of people and get out of debt? Do you think I could manage a “get me more tattooed” donation page? Yeah, it probably would have to be at least a little pornographic. DAMN IT. I guess I’ll just have to get yet another additional job.